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Some of my girlfriend’s remarks on the “Rembrandt & the Dutch Golden Age” exhibit currently at the Frist Center for the Visual Arts in Nashville, TN

Observations

“Look at the puppy!” -Almost every painting we looked at “My favorite part of this one is that the dogs and the deer are playing. You never see dogs and d...

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Bear handed

Observations

From a Facebook status on February 27 After spending two hours in a Smokey the Bear suit last night, I now know how it feels to be Mickey Mouse, or Daffy Duck, ...

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Way down yonder on the Chattahoochie

Observations

Journal entry, 3/18 Alan Jackson and his wife came into Polo this afternoon. They were here for about an hour, and proceeded to buy every pair of shorts I had i...

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Inventory (An excerpt from “The Lingerie Diaries”)

The Lingerie Diaries

Every quarter, Victoria’s Secret hires an outside corporation to come in and scan every item in the store. This, they tell me, determines the amount of shrink...

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Taboob (An excerpt from “The Lingerie Diaries”)

The Lingerie Diaries

Here is a list of things that, as a man, you should never say while working the cashwrap at Victoria’s Secret: “I can check you out right here!” “I’l...

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How to fold a thong: A straight man working at Victoria’s Secret

The Lingerie Diaries

After getting dumped by my girlfriend and being rejected by every woman on the face of the earth; then spending a year working at Victoria’s Secret to lea...

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Observation

Observations

May 1 Called my mom’s office to see if she was free to chat, and her receptionist, coming back on the line, said, “Chris? Sorry, she’s knee-de...

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Memoirs of a Panty Slinger, or Rebel Without a Bra

The Lingerie Diaries

Several years ago, I took a job working as a cashier at Victoria’s Secret. The long story as to why and how a straight man with plans to attend dental school ...

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