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How to steal a thong

The Lingerie Diaries

One of the craziest stories from my time at Victoria's Secret....

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Confessions of a thong-selling writing teacher

Interviews/Articles, The Lingerie Diaries

When I came to Nashville in 2005 to be the next Tim McGraw, I never imagined I'd one day end up with the title, "Thong-Selling Writing Teacher"....

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Stories on redOrbit this week: Woman-shaped figure on Mars and more

redOrbit, Stories

Found a way to make a Titanic reference on Mars, and drop an a-bomb on downtown Nashville....

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Dream come true: Returning to Zanies to perform

That Time of the Month

Very excited to announce that I'll be returning to Zanies--Nashville's biggest comedy club--at the end of the month. That Time of the Month has (amazingly) foun...

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The science behind a great Georgia peach

Interviews/Articles, The Lingerie Diaries

My passion for peaches happened by accident, with my girlfriend offering me a piece of a Peach Truck/Pearson Farm peach last summer. Since then, I can't get eno...

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Man boobs, pants pooping and me: My appearance on “Predictably Drunk”

Interviews/Articles, The Lingerie Diaries

Last night, comedian Sam Marcoux kindly welcomed me on his podcast "Predictably Drunk". I found that his summation of my life basically sums up my life....

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Why women should leave the toilet seat up for men

Stories, The Lingerie Diaries

For years I've had a theory that women should leave the toilet seat up for men--because men have to touch their penises when urinating, and there could be thing...

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Do fart-filtering underpants actually work?

Interviews/Articles, Stories

For two months I tested Shreddies Fart-Filtering Underpants. This is the written product of that review....

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Turding over a new leaf

Stories, The Lingerie Diaries

That part of the Victoria's Secret story I always fail to mention....

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A new humor column: This Week in Obvious Science

Interviews/Articles, Observations, Stories

After spending several months of browsing university and research institute press releases, I grew tired of coming across research that seemed, well, too obviou...

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