Blog: Stories

That was the most interesting job interview I’ve ever had

Interviews/Articles, Stories, The Lingerie Diaries, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand

SCENE–Upstairs of a house, in what seemed to be a children’s play area Female interviewer: (to assistant) His piece was about working at Victoria...

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Do you have BJ’s?

Observations, Stories

SCENE–Dillard’s, men’s Polo department Female customer: (whispers) Do you have PJs? Me: I’m sorry, did you say PJs? Or BJs? FC: … ...

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Tammy U. Smartt

Observations, Stories

This afternoon, I was ringing up a customer when I noticed her name: Tammy U. Smartt. “Hey, that’s pretty cool,” I said. “Great self tal...

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On my honor, I will do my duty

Stories, That Time of the Month

To the boys, fathers and mothers of Troop 1 Hope Valley And to Pete Lord, who first showed me the Jack’s Jokes website in 1998 It was June 2001, and my fa...

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Betty cocker

Stories, That Time of the Month, The Lingerie Diaries

Originally performed for That Time of the Month “Til Death Do Us Part” It’s difficult to make a penis cake without following each of your sent...

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A male perspective on bras: What one man learned from working at Victoria’s Secret (My most recent piece on AskMen.com)

Interviews/Articles, Stories, The Lingerie Diaries

The original title for this story was “Comparing apples to oranges” You can watch a performance of it in my videos section Enjoy both http://www.ask...

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Say cheese and die

Stories

(Pictured from left to right: That Time of the Month creator and producer Melanie Vare, my father, me, my mother and my sister) For some reason we have no pictu...

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Excuse me, but are you…?

Stories

From journal, August 20 I was ringing out a customer, this afternoon, when I noticed the t-shirt he was wearing. “Jerry Springer SECURITY,” it read across t...

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Happy birthday to my ever-youthful mother

Stories

Finding a card for my mother’s birthday is always a trying exercise. Mainly because I’m left with the question of whether to go with something funny...

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