Blog: Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand

Restaurant idea for tacos and stirfry

Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

Currently seeking funding for a side-by-side stir fry/Mexican restaurant calledWok This Way <–Taco This Way –>...

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On donuts and dinosaurs

Jurassic Park, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

In the Jurassic Park world, there’s Isla Nublar, where the park actually exists, and Isla Sorna, where they do all the dirty work of manufacturing the din...

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How I gather my writing material

Interviews/Articles, Observations, Stories, That Time of the Month, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand

The first time I was ever interviewed was by a Belmont student who came to see me perform for That Time of the Month. He asked me a bunch of questions (all of w...

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The father, the son, and the holy roast

Observations, Stories, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand

From journal, February 17, 2014: Yesterday, at church, an old person collapsed in the lobby, and as I was about to enter, a gentleman stopped me and asked that ...

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Just noticed this

Interviews/Articles, The Lingerie Diaries, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand

Originally, the bio I sent to GQ read, “Christopher Pilny is a writer out of Nashville, TN. He is currently working on a bag of potato chips, and hopes to...

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Boston Strange

football, Interviews/Articles, Observations, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

This has been one of the strangest years in New England sports history.  It began with the Red Sox, who appeared to be a team in rebuilding. Gone were Crawford...

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Thought, upon leaving the dentist

Observations, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

Things I feel most guilty about: 3. Extramarital affairs 2. Theft 1. Explaining to the dentist why my gums are bleeding...

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A hero turns 57

Things that my publicist says will build my "brand", Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Uncategorized

Happy birthday to my main man David Sedaris. Without you I’d probably be miserable as hell in dental school, and wouldn’t have my favorite joke to t...

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The Fix It Dance, or the Moose Knuckle Shuffle

Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, videos

One night I was listening to “The Cupid Shuffle” when I thought, “You know, it would be helpful if men had a synchronized dance to do in publi...

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