Blog: Thought

Bye, bye Golden Boy

football, Thought

After five years of writing, I've finally figured out a way to combine two of my greatest passions: Seinfeld and the Patriots....

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Restaurant idea for tacos and stirfry

Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

Currently seeking funding for a side-by-side stir fry/Mexican restaurant calledWok This Way <–Taco This Way –>...

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On donuts and dinosaurs

Jurassic Park, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

In the Jurassic Park world, there’s Isla Nublar, where the park actually exists, and Isla Sorna, where they do all the dirty work of manufacturing the din...

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Note

Thought

Dear Valentine’s card companies: Not all of us are saying “I love you.” “I like you pretty decently, I guess,” cards would be welc...

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Sochi 2014!

Thought

Did someone say the Olympics are happening? Cuz all I see are White Russians everywhere...

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A momentary lapse in judgement

Observations, Thought

After a week of feeling like I’d been drinking pure hydrochloric acid, I decided it’s time, at age 27, to change my diet. Acid reflux has bothered m...

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Boston Strange

football, Interviews/Articles, Observations, Things that my publicist says will ruin my brand, Thought

This has been one of the strangest years in New England sports history.  It began with the Red Sox, who appeared to be a team in rebuilding. Gone were Crawford...

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Thought

Observations, Thought

Yesterday I got locked inside my car. Today, a Starbucks barista asked me, “Can I get a drink started for you ma’am?” I know gender is a socia...

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Thought

Observations, Thought

Thanks to the cold and water seeping into my locks, I just got locked inside of my car. I’ve never felt more Polish in my life...

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Auld lang sign

Observations, Thought

I was standing in front of the champagne fridge at the liquor store, trying to decide what to buy, when this hot betch walked up, opened the door, said “A...

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