Scene–On the rooftop deck with my girlfriend, enjoying the warm, winter afternoon
Me: Why don’t I go get “Naked” and read you another essay
Girlfriend: Uh…ok sure.
GF: You want to get naked and read me an essay?
Me: Yes! What’s wrong with that?
GF: (shakes head) I mean, whatever you wanna do, but ok.
Lesson learned: Clarify when asking your girlfriend if she’d like you to get (the collection of essays titled) “Naked” and listen to you read an essay